Random Things Related LOVE

Friend A: “I can’t love my girlfriend as much as what I did to my ex”
Me            : “Why?”
Friend A: “Because my girlfriend can’t hurt me as much as what my ex did”
(Okaaaaayy I get the point sooo much…)

Friend B: “My girlfriend told me that she loves me so, but I just feel… Oh why so serious?”
Me            : “Hmmm? Isn’t it good?”
Friend B: “It seems that my girlfriend want me to marry her tomorrow. Ohh It’s better for me to break it up as soon as possible before it happens”
(Oh what a jerk you are, my buddy!)

Friend C: “I don’t want a boyfriend I guess, I just need… Hmm okay, love”
Me            : “It’s a ‘buy one get one’ honeeey”
Friend C: “Yeaah but I’m not ready yet for a commitment’
(Yeah go ahead, get what you need not what you want zzzz)

Friend D: “Am I his object of affection? I hope soo…”
Me            : “All you got to do is just pray and pray” (stupid)
Friend D: “Amiiiin” (what a….)
(Of course I’ll be glad for you both too...)

Friend E: “You know, I’m soooo in loooove…!”
Me            : “Good for your boyfriend! I’m glad to hear it too”
Friend E: “Uhm, I mean… I’m so in love with another man” 
(Geeeez, should I say something?)

Friend F: “Is it wrong, if I feel that I’m falling in love with a friend of mine?”
Me            : “Of course it’s normal. So? Who’s the friend anyway?”
Friend F: “Should I tell you? I guess you’ve known who she is…”
(…)

My Mom: “Do you believe in ‘karma’?”
Me           : “No”
My Mom: “So what should we call the things that happened to your relationship?”
Me           : “Mooooom -____- “
(What a good mother, good listener, and good problem solver)

 “I love you so no matter what, even I must face these all, anything but the words break up” 
(it’s not about its romantic side, but the dilemmatic one, and I feel sooo cruel for being selfish in that situation)

 “You’ll still become my part. You are something even anything…” 
(Found in the inbox in my mobile OH MY GOD, it has been being saved there for almost one year. This is the last text from my ex before we broke up…)

“And as life goes on you know you have to face all you find, baby you’re my light”
(Taken from Richard Hawley’s song)

*found yourself in one of the dialogues above? hahaha